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because you needed this on your blog … at night
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I love how on tumblr you can be a asexual genderfluid satanist crossdresser and nobody will say a thing but if you wear uggs or crocs the entire website will be out to kill you
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my little sister is addicted to that online game Club Penguin so today i made an account and ive been following her around in the penguin world all day and beating her in every game she tries to play and just standing in her igloo looking at the wall she doesnt know its me and she just let out a defeated scream from the other room i love the internet
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My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
Guys…
The artist drew Pluto crying.
This is just … Beautiful
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i still think this is the most entertaining thing i’ve ever made at 3am
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good evening, Mr. Scrote. I’ve been expecting you.
i had v and decided to “prank” my brother and im very proud i cant wait until he gets home (wITH HIS GIRLFRIEND EHWJKFGHEW?)
OH MY GOD ok my brother came home and first he saw the one on his door and he chuckled and said “hahaha thanks for the picture” then he opens his door a bit to turn the light on and I hear him from the next room say “hahahaha its on the light switch. hahahHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH OH MY GOD ITS EVERYWHERE OH GOD CHJEUIFVBRWRJKISFBNV” IM CRYING THIS WAS BETTER THAN I EXPECTED
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